Once upon a time in a land called Xi Pu, just west of Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan Province in the People's
Republic of China, there was a tourist theme park... The World Landscape Park. As a business venture it failed, and today
the park lies abandoned and decaying. Personally, I think it's a lot more interesting this way than it could ever possibly
have been when it was open.
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